I love College Humor's take on the Vampire takeover of all media.  This one's got appearances by all my fav's.  Too good not to keep on here for posterity. :)

Clicky for awesomeness:Vampire Reunion

Excellent counterpoint --  not only is the Vampire mythology always changing, so is the mythology of those who defend the human race...

Addendum: After posting this I did a little more thinking about how the myths involve both humans and vampires, and plus with all the literary mashup going on, when I stumbled accross MTV's "Adapt This" segment of "Pinocchio the Vampire Slayer" it seemed oddly appropriate.

After being lucky enough to catch the last half of Gremlins this weekend (yes lucky), and soak up the reviews both positive and negative of Where the Wild Things Are it got me thinking about great cinema creatures.  Monster movies and what that reflects about us, how some creatures are endearing (hello Gizmo) and some are just terrifying. (Cloverfield) there's the classics such as The Fly, which remind us about humanity as we watch our hero lose theirs.  To wit -- this summer's apartheid allegory -- District 9.

Monsters are the physical manifestation of our fears and anxieties. Etymologically-speaking 'monster' is derived from the root "monstrare" meaning to show, also "monere" which means to warn.

...Monsters are chaos beasts, lurking beyond the cracks in the world of order. They may predate the creation of the world as we know it, living in dangerous and inaccessible places but still able to remind us of their presence in dreams and nightmares. In short, a monster is out of place, conforming to no class or violating existing classes.
Bearing this in mind, it seems that attempts to kill or sacrifice monsters may symbolize an attempt to stabilize reality, and bring the unknown under our control.  Source

That's the burning desires behind creating movie-studio monsters and then taming or defeating them -- another way to visualize our own inner struggles and find a way to overcome them. 

On his new single “Gangsta Luv,” Snoop raps that “Everyday is the same thang, I creep in/ It’s like True Blood, I sink my teeth in,” and apparently the name check wasn’t for nothing: Snoop told MTV he’s a Bon Temps nut. “I love that show. I wish I could be on it. I’d be a hell of a vampire, don’t you think? So what’s happenin’? True Blood, get at me — Snoop Dogg wants to be a vampire,” he said. Source

Umm... 2 words. Yes Please. or... Fo Shizzle?  I only hope he could play himself -- if any celebrities are fair game to already be vampires, I'd say Snoop Dogg qualifies.  Totally characterizes the meta-textural world where vamps are among us already, right? 

"Named after the friendly panther in Rudyard Kipling's "The Jungle Book," Bagheera Kiplingi would rather eat a meal of leaf tips than its fellow creatures. ... "This is the first report of a spider that feeds primarily and deliberately on plants," said the researchers." Source

There is an actual creepy-crawly which is demonstrating an amazing new behavior, mimicking the aw-inducing qualities given to our favorite blood-sucking leading men!  Just as spiders were always considered nothing more than fearsome creatures (still are in my mind...), now the paradigm has sifted to include an 'alternative lifestyle' so to speak...  Within the vampire community it's been considered morality/humanity (This is your Edward, Bill, Stefan, -type vampire) until this time, but I'd suggest that this finding may open the door to an evolutionary theory for choosing the more pacifistic lifestyle...

I also find it interesting that the spider is named after Kiplings' friendly panther, who also demonstrates the idea of blasting pre-conceived notions of fearsome creatures.

Corey Haim was all over it with the killer 1-liner, "Death by stereo!" in '87's classic The Lost Boys.

We have now seen that Muse has become the ad hoc Twilight House band, due to Stephenie Meyer being a fan. However, a line from this interview with Muse's Matthew Bellamy about how they agreed to become such integral part of the franchise struck a chord with me.

You have a song on the new Twilight film. Are you a fan?

A: Well, I liked The Lost Boys in the '80s. I remember that one had a pretty good soundtrack as well. This sort of film struck me as this generations version of The Lost Boys. Source

The Lost Boys -- Possibly the greatest example of the teen vampire flick.  Preceded by Fright Night and Once Bitten, (both in 1985) The Lost Boys took teen angst and insecurity, put on an earring and a lot of hairspray, and let it loose on America, complete with a killer soundtrack.  Who doesn't remember that Keifer Southerland smirk when even thinking about the "Cry Little Sister Theme"?  With the sparse kick-drum pulse and wailing synth -- topped off with that sad and creepy childrens choir --  Absolutely iconic for The Lost Boys, and the 80's youth culture of the movie portrayed. 

Setting the tone right from the opening credits (imho a suitable homage to another lost boy Jim Morrison) Echo and the Bunnymen's rendition of People are Strange plays loud as the camera sweeps over punk kids out on the Santa Cruz boardwalk loaded down with leather jackets and secrets, hanging out on the boardwalk with the sinster air unique to the 'vampire capitol of the world.'

After successfully reviving both the horror genre, and creating a new *teen* horror genre, the tradition of bringing hip tunes together with dramatic supernatural adventures has become anthemic to the cult-slasher-flick-formula.

Which brings me to Scream, Wes Craven's huge success in the line of genre re-invention, featured an amazing theme song from Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, "Red Right Hand."  With the growling vocals and piercing strikes on the anvil, viewers were already on the edge of their seats. Following this was an equally strong entrance of Billy (Skeet Ulrich) to a fantastic cover of Don't Fear the Reaper. Scream has since gone on to make 'a worldwide lifetime gross of $173,046,663 ... [making] it the highest grossing slasher movie as of 2009.' Source

Death by stereo... Slayings by stereo... killer tunes make it all way more fun.

Thanks to my favorite vampire blogger over at Entertainment Weekly, Mandi Bierly, for bringing this interesting viewpoint to light this morning.  Esquire suggests the the current vampire craze is driven by the urge young women have to have sex with gay men.

"Vampire fiction for young women is the equivalent of lesbian porn for men: Both create an atmosphere of sexual abandon that is nonthreatening. That's what everybody wants, isn't it? Sex that's dangerous and safe at the same time, risky but comfortable, gooey and violent but also traditional and loving. In the bedroom, we want to have one foot in the twenty-first century and another in the nineteenth."  Source

While I don't entirely agree with this, I do see the continuity within this new class of gentleman vampires hitting the airwaves (Edward, Bill, Stefan, even Angel). They represent the forbidden, the outsider, and a physical representation of the danger of falling in love and possibly getting hurt. Gay men could also be an excellent stand-in for the non-threatening partner who allows the usually gun-shy heroine to develop into a sexual being by rewarding her to the power -- especially over a mythical, immortal creature. Talk about power.

The search is on for immortal servers right here in my backyard! 

I love the idea of the objectified immortal vampire serving cocktails to mortals in some type of Chippendales scenario...

That said...where is this party, and how can I be invited? ;)

I've arrived, at long last -- new to the world of blogging, but not the world of blogs. I'm finally stepping out of the shadows after many years of silently reading and scheming one of my own. Now the hard part... getting down to business and writing!

Ideas for upcoming content include:

• Sookie Time-Man-Line by special request
• From Angel to Edward
• Bite Me: When Vampires became sexy... a manifesto

Anything you'd like to see? Send me a note!